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On the first day of Christmas my lawyer served to me a lawsuit of manslaughtering!
On the second day of Christmas a p'liceman arrested me two counts of murder and a lawsuit of manslaughtering!
On the third day of Christmas the judge just said to me "Three years in prison" two counts of murder and a lawsuit of manslaughtering!
On the fourth day of Christmas, I bought a firearm.  Four bullets fired, three years in prison, two counts of murder and a lawsuit of manslaughtering.
On the fifth day of Christmas I got the first degree Fiiiiive years cleaniiiing!  Four bullets fired, three years in prison, two counts of murder and a lawsuit of manslaughtering.
On the sixth day of Christmas, I thought I'd take a ride.  Six peds a-laying, fiiiiiive years cleaniiiing!  Four bullets fired, three years in prison, two counts of murder and a lawsuit of manslaughtering.
On the seventh day of Christmas, a boat trip was for me.  Seven bods were swimming, six peds a-laying, fiiiiive years of cleaniiiiiing!  Four bullets fired, three years in prison, two counts of murder and a lawsuit of manslaughtering!
On the eighth day of Christmas, life was lookin' pretty fine.  Eight days of hiding, seven bods were swimming, six peds a-laying, fiiiiiive years of cleaniiiiing!  Four bullets fired, three years in prison, two counts of murder and a lawsuit of manslaughtering!
On the ninth day of Christmas, I took a new hobby.  Nine hours lancing, eight days of hiding, seven bods were swimming, six peds a-laying, fiiiiive years of cleaniiiiing!  Four bullets fired, three years in prison, two counts of murder and a lawsuit of manslaughtering!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my plan was sure in place.  Ten years of ruling, nine hours lancing, eight days of hiding, seven bods were swimming, six peds a-laying, fiiiiiive years cleaniiiiiing!  Four bullets fired, three years in prison, two counts of murder and a lawsuit of manslaughtering!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, war was in full rage.  Eleven bombs exploding, ten years of ruling, nine hours lancing, eight days of hiding, seven bods were swimming, six peds a-laying, fiiiiive years of cleaniiiiing!  Four bullets fired, three years in prison, two counts of murder and a lawsuit of manslaughtering!
On the twelveth (finally) day of Christmas, I fin'lly got the world!  Twelve countries bowing, eleven bombs exploding, ten years of ruling, nine hours lancing, eight days of hiding, seven bods were swimming, six peds a-laying, fiiiive years of cleaniiiing!  Four bullets fired, three years in prison, two counts of murder and... a LAWSUIT of MANSLAUGHTERIIIIIIIING!

Mine.  me.